its not stalking. its research.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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