Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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