Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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