In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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