i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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