I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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