If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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