we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You pole danced in your parka.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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