oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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