her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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