Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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