absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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