i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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