Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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