Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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