Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
