why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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