hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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