Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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