My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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