Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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