The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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