He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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