after a month anything with tits is on the radar
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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