Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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