I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
only if we run a train.
done.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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