what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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