I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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