Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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