I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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