Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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