god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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