I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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