Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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