would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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