if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
