if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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