Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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