So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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