Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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