Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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