he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Your cock deserves a montage
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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