It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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