"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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