people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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