North Korea, Best Korea!
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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