Small penises have feelings too.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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