We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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