So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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