I wanna bring you to show and tell
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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