I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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