i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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