By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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