either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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